Bookies be advised, it's time to close the book on goal of the season following Paul Coyne's wonder strike in Windsor & Eton's 6-2 win at home against Slough Town.
Coyne opened the scoring followed by one from Jake Parsons and two a piece from Ben Porter and Michael Chennells to give Windsor a 6-0 lead.
Following continued pressure from Windsor in the first half Windsor finally stamped their authority mid-way through the half when out of nowhere Coyne picked up the ball and from 30 yards out struck the ball into the top corner past Carl Dennison.
Slough almost saw a way to draw level a few minutes later but Rob Bullivant's quick reactions at the feet of Yashwa Romeo kept the visitors at bay.
Windsor continued to pressure they visitors and soon doubled their lead when Jake Parsons cut in from the right, leaving two Slough players on their backsides before firing past Dennison for his first senior Windsor goal.
The game was all but wrapped up in the first half when Ben Porter added a third which was almost a carbon copy of Parsons earlier goal.
Things didn't get any better for Slough in the opening couple of minutes of the second half when Porter forced Dennison to tip his fine effort round the post.
The resulting corner was put out for a throw which was quickly taken by Andrew Fagan to Coyne. He played the ball into the corner for Fagan who crossed for Chennells to turn in for number four.
Four soon turned into five when another Fagan throw to Porter allowed the Windsor striker to curl a shot from the edge of the area over Dennison and into the net.
The weirdest three minutes of football soon followed.
Coyne dispossessed Adam Durrant and played in Chennells who managed to round Dennison and finish from a tight angle.
Slough then went straight down the other end and capitalised on a rare mistake from Mark Cooper allowing Matthew Platt pull a goal back.
Danny Jordan then added a second for Slough a minute later when he headed in.
Late drama unfolded as Slough finished the match wit just 10 men when Lee Riddell was sent off following two bookable offences.
The first came after a late challenge on Chris Cahill and the second was born out of sheer stupidity.
Riddell fell to the ground after supposedly being elbowed by Coyne and as soon as referee Flynn blew his whistle Riddell made an amazing recovery a leapt to his feet to confront Coyne only to be met by a yellow and then red card from the referee.